I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by memek a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable crot French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It memek confirms what most bokep women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her bokeh partner and memek is not fearing for memek a bokep fragile male ego, memek she’s far more memek likely memek to gently crot sigh and bokep moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my bokeh Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an memek occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so bokeh they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they bokep described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in porn order to encourage their partners memek over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you crot get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot bokeh ladies?
The memek only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: bokeh ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, crot that’s bokep what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their porn book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex porn – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby memek males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can porn understand memek the need to advertise. crot But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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